When Chris Andersen was suspended from the NBA for two years for failing multiple drug tests one might think, “what could possibly be going through this guys mind that would make him think he wouldn’t get caught?”. Well, here is my interpretation of what was going thru his head back then..”I am the man..the mother #*!&#^% man, and all other people are idiots”. However, my opinion has drastically changed after hearing of his latest blunder where he is being investingated for child porn and/or Internet luring and/or being a child predator. Now, here is my new interpretation of what’s going on in Andersen’s noodle factory…anyone disagree?










