Higher Education – Fly Like a Cheesehead

Check Our More On the Next Page!

Green and Yellow

Side Note to those Packer fan’s Out there… Check out this new line of shades over at Spaser Artifacts

10.  Ed “Too Tall” Jones

9.  Jeff Saturday

8.  Jake Plummer

7.  Ed Reed

6.  Shaun O’ Hara

You can check out the rest of the list here

EDIT: We here at Bleeping Idiots think this list is somewhat of a let down and will be back with better beards soon! Check Back!

What’s Next? A hyphenated last name? Chad Johnson-Ochocinco

@Hasselbeck hey Matt if u have something to then say it be a man about it. Don’t erase it. I will smash ur face in. “@A_Cromartie31

You can read more about the Cromartie, Hasselbeck spat here

Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the most popular sport in the United States has said that he will cut his salary to $1 dollar if there is a work stoppage next year.

In a letter to the NFL’s 32 teams Goodell also said that chief negotiator, Jeff Pash will also lower his salary to $1 dollar. Players are preparing for a lockout if a labor agreement cannot be reached by March 4, 2011.

The NFL is at its highest popularity ever and also rakes in about $9 billion dollars of annual revenue. The NFL is something that the fans would hate to see go away for a year and now we can add Roger Goodell to that list as he could be kissing goodbye about $10 million dollars in a total pay package…

Our standards of choosing players are as follows…

Quarterback

• Agile
• Quick Burst
• Average ability to pass the football

Running Back

• Must be able to handle the ball in open field
• Have the ability to throw

Wide Receiver

• Able to adapt to different scenario’s
• 1 must have the ability to throw

Tight End

• Good blocker
• Effective in red zone

Offensive Line

• Great protection for agile quarterback

Quarterback

Winner: Michael Vick

Although Michael Vick may not technically be in the NFL at this time, there is no denying Vick’s skill set.  Never before has the NFL seen a more dynamic QB than Michael Vick on the run.  Vick would take over the QB position which in the wildcat offense is typically played by a RB. However, with Michael Vick’s 4.4 speed and his top notch acceleration and agility, combined with his ability to throw the football, makes him a much more dangerous threat in the wildcat QB slot.

Runner Up: Seneca Wallace

Seneca is a close second, but does not possess as much pure running talent as Michael Vick does.

Troy Smith

Pat White

Vince Young

Running Back

Winner: Ronnie Brown

Ronnie Brown is an athletic freak, he combines his 230 pound frame with sub 4.4 speed into one unbelievable athlete.  Brown showed last season while running the wildcat that he possess the necessary vision to fulfill this role. Brown also possesses the ability to cut loose and throw the football down field, which is important when filling the slot of the RB in a wildcat offense. Brown is a tenacious runner once he gets a full head of steam and at this position in the wildcat, he will receive the ball with a running head start. Our advice to oncoming defenders…goodluck

Runner Up: Ladainian Tomlinson

This was a tough call, as there were 3-4 RB who would really make great wildcat RB’s however, due to Tomlinson’s 5 star caliber talent, and his ability to throw the football, he assumes the role of runner up.

Darren McFadden

Michael Bush

Reggie Bush

Adrian Peterson

Wide Receiver

(2) Winner: Larry Fitzgerald and Brad Smith

Most people reading this are probably saying to themselves “Brad Smith!?!?” but we believe he is the best option to have as the secondary receiver in the wildcat offense.  This is because the secondary receiver in a wildcat offense is a very versatile position, he may run routes, comes around for a reverse, or take a pitch and throw the ball down field. In college, Brad Smith was the first Division 1-A player to pass for 8,000 yards and run for 4,000 yards in his career. All these skills combined are why Brad Smith becomes the best choice.

(2) Runner Up: Calvin Johnson and Antwaan Randle El

Matt Jones

Hines Ward

Joshua Cribbs

Devin Hester

Tight End

(2) Winner: Kellen Winslow and Antonio Gates

(2) Runner Up: Chris Cooley and Tony Gonzalez

Offensive Line

Winner(s): Jason Peters, Joe Thomas, Jake Long, Alex Brown, Jeff Saturday

Travis Henry won’t be wearing #20 anymore, but he’ll always have a 20 bag close by…

Former Denver Bronco running back Travis Henry has been arrested for trafficking multiple kilograms of cocaine, the federal Drug Enforcement Administration announced today.

Henry and another man, James Mack, were arrested Tuesday after “as a result of a multi-kilogram cocaine transaction” in Centennial, Jeffrey D. Sweetin, Special Agent in Charge of the DEA’s Rocky Mountain Division, said in a statement.

The two men are being held pending the filing of federal drug charges in U.S. District Court later today in Denver.

-Rocky Mountain News