Watch Shaq Freestyle

This week’s clear-cut winner for this prestigious Bleeping Idiot of the Week award is Shaq… Remember that genie-rapping’-terrible actin’ movie Kazaam where Shaq showed off his great acting and rapping skills, well he was back at it again. Shaq’s main subject of this rap(freestyle) was former teammate, and NBA MVP Kobe Bryant. “Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me” Shaq, guess what, you can’t do it without Dwayne…or Kobe… This was disrespectful(but funny) toward Kobe, and he should take this personally. Shaq said that this is all in just fun and games, which it might be meant to, but he crossed a line here.

“Kobe How my ass taste” – Shaq, nobody wants to think about that part of you.

More big news on Shaq this week from this freestyle rap, was he lost his depute license. WTF?…

According to another source “Shaquille O’Neal took the mic at the [The Underground Village-NYC club- on 6/22/08], unleashing a freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant — blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to “Tell me how my ass tastes.”

After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”

Launch photosThe line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he “Should have done what Shaq does … Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.” The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.

Calls to Kobe’s reps were not returned.”

Shaq’s Freestyle Lyrics

“Check it, You know how I be
Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me
Ya know how I be
Last Week Kobe couldn’t do without me

I call myself big but I’m not as good as Biggie
I call myself big cuz I live next to Diddy
Excuse me, Diddy live next to me, so in the hood dawg I feel like B-I-G

Cuz if Biggie was still here, he would be right there, on star island in a mansion somewhere chillin
sitting on about half a billion, cuz me and gunz can buy sh** that’s half a billion

Forreal dawg now that’s B-I-G, there aint nobody in the world do it bigger than me
That’s like a white boy trying to be more n**** than me
That’s like a homeless cat having more figures than me

That’s like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me
That’s like rappers having..cars (inaudible)things than me
That’s …like you saying to yourself you better than me
That’s like Kareem saying to himself he better than me
Now stop, think about that, it aint about that, its about B-I-G AKA Shaq
Now that’s the difference between first and last place,

Chorus:
Kobe, N****, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Kobe, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Everybody, Kobe Tell me how my azz taste

I’m a horse, Kobe rat-ed me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced
He said Shaq gave a b**** a Mil, I don’t do that cause my name Shaquille
I love em, I don’t leave em’ I got a vasectomy, now I can’t breed them

Chorus:
Kobe How my azz taste
Everybody, Kobe how my azz taste
Yeah, you can’t do without me
Kobe, You can’t do without me (repeat 2 times)
Everybody, Kobe, Tell how my azz taste (Collective)
Yeah….”